I will e-mail you a copy of my eBook 'How To Get 200+ Followers On Twitter, Just Like Me!' that I wrote myself, for $10. In this eBook I will give you some simple, step by step instructions which will over time, with some effort and diligence on your part, see you on your way to getting 200,000+ followers on Twitter, just like me. This eBook is in PDF format, so if you don't already have it, you will need to download Adobe Reader.

I will create an animated Twitter avatar for you, which can include up to ten images for $5. Don't listen to those who tell you that Twitter doesn't allow animated avatars any more. THEY DO! You simply have to create them using the correct software and in the right format. For proof of this, visit my Twitter account (StewySongs). The animated avatar you see on my page is the third one I have uploaded in two days.

I will post one 140 character message to my 200,000 Twitter followers at a time of your choosing GMT, which can include web addresses for $5.